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Marital Breakdown

from Razzmatazz by Kaz Garaz

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lyrics

The sea breeze soothes while the sun makes crackling of our skin
In line for the bar, there’s still ice cream on your chin
The sky is the same colour blue as your dress
I never liked it, ya know.

We met at a party, both already hard at work some 40 years ago.
Work got in the way of us carousing all the day
But we were grateful for our time together.
Now time is all we have and our savings we did splash
For 6 months on this exalted icebreaker.

It never dawned on me before that your stories are all bores
And your observations, they’re not clever
You recite them anyway like Eric Olthwaite in his day
As if I had never heard them ever.

And your manner’s second slug only to that dejected tug that is your stale dress sense.
Your manner’s second slug only to that dejected tug that is your unflattering dress

How is it I’m seeing you for what you are?
43 years too late
If I could I’d disembark this tiresome barge
Risk life in some isolated ait

Just cause you’ve stopped at three morning mimosa’s
Does not mean that I have to do the same.
I find you hard to bear without a spiked and woozy air
When dizzied I’m less fazed when you take aim.
So as you walk off to the buffet I’ll have another four
When we’re back in Whittlesea, will I even try and flee
Or will I stay for I’m a tired, old beast of pattern
I could take up exercise or even fake my own demise
Just to break away before you see me flattened.

And your manner’s second slug only to that dejected tug that is your stale dress sense.
Your manner’s second slug only to that dejected tug that is your unflattering dress.

How is it I’m seeing you for what you are?
43 years too late
If I could I’d disembark this tiresome barge
Risk life in some isolated ait.

Good evening everybody
This is your Cruise Manager, Cecil B. DeLargeboat
Welcome aboard the Kaz-Caribbean Cruise
The weather’s looking great today
You lucky dogs
Before we depart
We have morning mimosas with Effy
Lunch is at 2 on deck 2
Right now, I’ll see you on deck 10
For Kaz’s big, big party
A reminder, there is no fishing in the pond
Enjoy your stay on the Kaz-Caribbean Cruise

My anecdotes, my anecdotes, you should here the things you speak
The same story about sitting behind Eric Morcombe on a train
You didn’t even talk to him talk to him
Here’s to falling apart

credits

from Razzmatazz, released June 30, 2022
Music: Jack McKenzie
Lyrics: Pat Lovelady, Jack McKenzie

Callum Lee Gow: Drums, Backing Vocals
Rosie Luby: Lead and Backing vocals
Pat Lovelady: Lead Vocals, Bass
Jack McKenzie: Keyboards, Guitars, Backing & “Cruise Manager” Vocals

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Kaz Garaz Melbourne, Australia

With 2 Albums and 2 EP's to their name, Kaz have been plugging their wares longer than the average ring-tailed possums lifespan. The process has aged them horribly, but remarkably they remain friends and continue to write and perform in and around Naarm.

Patrick Lovelady (bass, vox)
Callum Lee Gow (drums vox)
Jack McKenzie (keys)
William Soulsby (guitar)
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